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House Spider by GrilledEelHamatsu c2010 Patrick Lawson
In every room, every corner I see them
They're so visable, you can read them. The size of beads,lounging around on
the corners of walls,not too big or tall but quite small
They're brown and a bit hairy and many girls think they're scary. They are little
house Spiders no more harmless than a butterfly. Thier all female and you wanna know
why? Because males can't build webs and everyone knows spiders can't fly. Wanna to
know what they like to do?They just wanna help you. By eating pesky sugar ants,silverfish and
eewy,creepy earwigs much smaller than a tiny twig. They rarely bite so don't think they
will. They won't even bite so don't think they will. they won't even kill. she lays her eggs not
under a bed,but under a bathroom crevice. She's not blind but she can't see very well
and its hindsight is aggessive as a male. With six small eyes she preys for her food
Wanna know what she thinks when she sees a woman who feels weak? She looks up at her and
they both scream "EEK!"
In every room, every corner I see them
They're so visable, you can read them. The size of beads,lounging around on
the corners of walls,not too big or tall but quite small
They're brown and a bit hairy and many girls think they're scary. They are little
house Spiders no more harmless than a butterfly. Thier all female and you wanna know
why? Because males can't build webs and everyone knows spiders can't fly. Wanna to
know what they like to do?They just wanna help you. By eating pesky sugar ants,silverfish and
eewy,creepy earwigs much smaller than a tiny twig. They rarely bite so don't think they
will. They won't even bite so don't think they will. they won't even kill. she lays her eggs not
under a bed,but under a bathroom crevice. She's not blind but she can't see very well
and its hindsight is aggessive as a male. With six small eyes she preys for her food
Wanna know what she thinks when she sees a woman who feels weak? She looks up at her and
they both scream "EEK!"
I've been dying to do a limerick about spiders for quite a long time. I really outdid my self here.(Sorry for sounding a big egotisical). I loved spiders as kid. This poem itself was dreamed up last night after I found small brown ones perching in my bathroom's drywall corner.
Spiders are fascinating creatures. Did you know that only female spiders can build webs? Also while most girls and woman are scared of spiders, most female spiders are just as frightened as the girls are? So instead of defending themselves, they to run away!
Spiders are fascinating creatures. Did you know that only female spiders can build webs? Also while most girls and woman are scared of spiders, most female spiders are just as frightened as the girls are? So instead of defending themselves, they to run away!
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