GrilledEelHamatsu

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Praise God, oh America. by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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Praise God, oh America.

Praise God oh, America! By GrilledEelHamatsu America sing, Sing oh great country! Vengence is ours and the Lord's! For he has delivered our enemy into our hands. Public Enemy #1 Osama Bin Laden is DEAD. He didn't die naturally, he was destroyed. Not by a missle, but by a bullet to the head. Our soliders the Navy SEALS were annioted to find Bin Laden and take him down as a sniper takes down his target. Don't weep for Bin Laden oh people. Shout "Ha,Ha, your dead!" For he deserved no mercy. None to a spoiled,womanizing,extreme,rich bigoted mass murderer. Who on an late summer day on September 11,2001. Convinced 6 followers to hijack 4 plan

House Spider by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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House Spider

House Spider by GrilledEelHamatsu c2010 Patrick Lawson In every room, every corner I see them They're so visable, you can read them. The size of beads,lounging around on the corners of walls,not too big or tall but quite small They're brown and a bit hairy and many girls think they're scary. They are little house Spiders no more harmless than a butterfly. Thier all female and you wanna know why? Because males can't build webs and everyone knows spiders can't fly. Wanna to know what they like to do?They just wanna help you. By eating pesky sugar ants,silverfish and eewy,creepy earwigs much smaller than a tiny twig. They rarely bite so

Super Dimensional Game Neptune by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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Super Dimensional Game Neptune

Long,Long,Long, ago. In 21st century. An alternate universe existed. four rival lands in the distant planet of Geimugyokai, there are 4 beautiful deities.full of sass,beauty,charm and personality. Each being residing over four lands. they possess the ablility to change from average pretty girls into gaming hardware. However these 4 beauties are constantly battling each other about who's the the more superior and how many citizens posses thier land. Whoever maintains her superiority is the victor in this everlasting console war. At the top of her game is the protector of purple Neptune. Her nickname is RingEdge and her other costume is

Quartz Quadrant: Present. by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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Quartz Quadrant: Present.

"Shining Love" Quartz Quadrant: Present (Sonic CD) Japan c1993,2010 SEGA Lyrics composed by Patrick Lawson That li-tt-le girl pink hedge-hog really cares for you she really lo-oooves you you are the hero, she's the damsel in distress just go on and save her Verse 1 Shining bright deep down inside your heart is you're love, you've fallen in love, don't try to fight it! Even spiky blue hedgehogs can get hit by cupid, It's okay! It's normal! You're just an average normal guy. Shining bright deep down inside your heart is your devotion. Because you can't help it, you've fallen very hard. Love is the true number of the keys that lead to h

Bad Tatse Aquarium by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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Bad Tatse Aquarium

Bad Taste Aquarium (Hot Shelter) By GrilledEelHamatsu Lyrics by Patrick Lawson c1999,2010 SEGA. Come along and ride the elevator,to the basement Along to where adventure awaits, there's fish and sharks and egg robos, dangerous creatures ready to pounce So watch your back or else you'll become fish food Verse 1 Swim around the Hot Shelter It's the called the Bad Tatse Aquarium Please be aware that you could drown So don't run just swim as hard as you can Wade in the water, it might be deep Just conentrate try not to think about drowning Be patient you might just live,Keep your head up Keep paddlin' Stand strong and outsmart your

Enter 2010. by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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Enter 2010.

Enter 2010 By GrilledEelHamatsu Enter the year 2010. Enter not just a new year, but a new decade. Which means that sytles,culture,techonology will all change within the next decade. People will age, new generations will be born. But will we really have human cloning?Flying cars? I'm sure those myths have since then have long been debunked. What other surprises await us both this year and this decade? what about the paronoia over the gullible people who believe the world will end in 2012? This are the same people that thought that Y2K of 1999 would shut down all the computers and that the CPU clocks of everything would think that 1/1/

Mundane by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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Mundane

Mudane By GrilledEeelHamatsu Life is mundane Everyday is the same thing. We get up for work Eat oatmeal. Read the newspaper. Drink a cup of coffee Head out the door into the car on the road Life doesn't seem to be exciting to say the least. You return home for dinner,pray or do whatever Nothing new or interesting seems to happen Just reduntacy and consitancy. What for? because life just keeps going. The world goes round and round There's plenty of exciting things that do happen in between. These things are called events. Life's suprises or "what happens when life throws it's curveballs at you" So that means, you've gotta grab opp

Rumbling HWY. by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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Rumbling HWY.

Rumbling HWY(Mission Street) From Sonic Adventure 2 (Miles Prower Stage) c2001,2009 SEGA Corporation. (Synth and bass solo) Target is locked on. It's your evil rival, speeding on the Rumbling HWY. Earthquakes shake the ground spinning you around in the nighttime on the Rumbling HWY Don't let him get away if you catch him you'll become a hero. You've got to be brave and fearless ,before long you will be adimired and loved... Bridge You've got the Power! You've got the authority. To overcome adversity. You are the hero and he is the enemy. Verse 2 Destroy all enemies, the robots that are pesky fleas on the Rumbling

Lovely Gate 3. by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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Lovely Gate 3.

Lovely Gate(Egg Quarters) From SA2(Rouge The Bat Stage) c2001,2009 SEGA Corp Look Out! Here I come! I'm coming to get you Stop right where you are! Lil' cutie pie. You can run but you can't hide I'm coming to get you. Ignorance is bliss. Come here and give me a kiss. Verse 1 Come(Come)and meet me at the gate at the Lovely Gate(The Gate) of romance. We'll waltz waltz like lovers on the yellow brick road of ero. Loooove.Love. Love. love affection burning lust of passion........(passion) and esctasy. (Repeat 3X) I love you my darling. Come inside....Deep inside into my busom of passion burning deep passion. Don't go away! P

Windy and Ripply by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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Windy and Ripply

Windy and Ripply (Emerald Coast) From Sonic Adventure c1999,2009 SEGA Lyrics by Patrick Lawson Would you like to join me on ride to the highway? Of breeezy speed, that's windy and ripply No need for haste,cause there's no reason to be late When you feel like you gotta stop Just keep running and fear will vanish Sunny days are far ahead don't lose sight of your destination(just keep going) It's not too far you're in for a celebration of life an victory Bridge Can you feel the sunshine racing through your veins? It gets your adrenaline fired up to fall blast It's you're inhititions, just relax and them flow Repeat Verse

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Praise God, oh America. by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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Praise God, oh America.

House Spider by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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House Spider

Super Dimensional Game Neptune by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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Super Dimensional Game Neptune

Quartz Quadrant: Present. by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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Quartz Quadrant: Present.

Bad Tatse Aquarium by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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Bad Tatse Aquarium

Enter 2010. by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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Enter 2010.

Mundane by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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Mundane

Pompous by GrilledEelHamatsu. by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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Pompous by GrilledEelHamatsu.

Pompous Why is my intelligence insulted? Who’ does man think he is? Does God humble the prideful? No, he humbles the faithful. The one’s that adore him. Give praise to him. The rock of the Ages. For he created you. He gave you breath of life and free will. Don’t think you have it all together? That you own the world? No! The world owns you! But you can have victory over it in Christ. For he still loves the proud and pompous. Because his heart is merciful. Shosan No Kami!

Cricket At Night. by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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Cricket At Night.

Cricket at Night by GrilledEelHamatsu. Listen,Listen to that cricket. Chirping in the deep blue thicket. Darkness in sticky warm summer heat. Wolf spider looking for nice dark meat. Into the bushes jumps the cricket. Away into the opaque mist. But the spider is able to catch up in a twist. The cricket is caught. It begs for death as it is fraught. With pain and parylisis,venom injecting. Poison quickly infecting. Muscles turn to jelly As inards enter the spider's belly.

Hello Dolly by GrilledEelHamatsu, literature

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Hello Dolly

Hello Dolly. By GrilledEelHamatsu. Hello Dolly! How are you? Are you comming to bless us or to condem us? Or are you comming to give us, a buenes nucues? Why do you seem so sweet? Is it because you've brought rain and wind? Instead of trouble and hurt? from storm surge? Your name is sweeter then syrup, stronger then a silk strand. You've spared those who don't ask for judgement unlike Katrina. Who three years ago brought her fury down on "The Big Easy." At least you didn't give us fear and panic. Like that tramp Rita. Who struck terror and anxiety into the heart of Bayou city. They pushed the panic button and tried to flee. But R

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Dec 27
United States
Deviant for 15 years
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I'm just a poet.

Current Residence: Somewhere in the U.S.
Favourite genre of music: Various pop,Japanese pop,alternetive.
Operating System: Windows Vista
Favourite cartoon character: Yuto Ayase.

Favourite Visual Artist

Makoto Shinkai,Satoshi Kon,Junichi Sato.

Favourite Movies

5 Centimeters Per Second,The Shawshank Redemption,Tokyo Godfathers

Favourite Writers

E.W. Kenyon,Neil T. Anderson,Gary Greenwald

Favourite Games

Super Mario Bros. 3, Sonic Jam,Sonic CD.

Favourite Gaming Platform

NES,Dreamcast,Saturn.

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Movies,anime,poetry.

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GrilledEelHamatsu

Dec 27, 2012

I'm 30 now(Facepalms.)

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Yup. I'm no longer in my 20s. I'm now 30. Still unmarried, still a bachelor  still a virgin but with a much clearer picture of who I am and what my purpose for existing is. Which is why I haven't updated like I said I would. Things just didn't work like I had assumed they would. Once they do, I'll sort of regroup my account and finally get back to updating. Please bear with me. Things are getting better in my life, I just gotta straighten them out first.

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GrilledEelHamatsu

Jul 3, 2012

My Sabbatical will be ending soon.

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Hello everyone. Has it really been 9 months? Wow I took a sabbatical and didn't even realize it! Well since then, I've kinda of caught up to date with Browsers and have switched to Google Chrome like everyone else. Chrome defiantly is alot more user friendly than old Internet Explorer, (I can't believe I just said that.) Anyway, alot of personal changes have occurred in my life and in my family's life. My baby sister is now on her way to College and preparing to turn 18 this month(She scored a massively high SAT score and graduated with a 3.5 GPA), my beliefs about finances are completely different from what they used to be, my baby brother

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GrilledEelHamatsu

Oct 8, 2011

Mr. Lawson is eating Californian now.

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I'm updating again, to let everyone know i'm okay. I've changed my diet. I don't eat out for lunch anymore and drink Ensure nutrition drinks everysingle day. Wanna know why I changed my diet. Because I developed minor health problems and started having eye problems in August. I decided after that debacle to do a complete overhaul on my diet. I eat fruit every morning for breakfast, and if I eat out, its for dinner if I have to. I can't update much right now, my access to this PC is limited, but as soon as things change I will.

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tornado1994

Jun 13, 2016

You are a complete fucking delusional loser and you should kill yourself. Project Dream was a failure, YOU are a failure, and everything you do is shit. Please end your worthless life you scummy little worthless virgin. Blast Processing Kamasori, faggot.